Seeing as it's been awhile for a new post here let me add one I saw the other day
A small boy, was sitting on the toilet with a terrible case of Montezuma's revenge, starts calling for his mother to come in.
As she enters he tells her " mom I think I need some of that VIAGRA".
The mother replies, why on earth would you think that?
The boy answers, well isn't THAT what you give dad when his shit won't get hard!!
LOL